I want a cat but I want to give it a dog name like Fido. That would be awesome. Everyone would be confused and I would just be frustrated because I can't use my computer due to Fido sleeping on my keyboard 

Jazz is an asshole

I'm an asshole and I feel like an asshole. I've got nothing against the Blackout I just find basically 99.9% of the world's population unaesthetically pretty in any way, shape or form. And to see you going crazy online about her looks brings me down a bit. It took me over 2 years to get anywhere close to that. Oh well. 

To be or not to be

I only find one woman in this world beautiful. Don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing but in my head that's the way the cookie crumbles.